I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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