dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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