So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize
