their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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