Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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