sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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