I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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