Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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