Whod you bang
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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