Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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