Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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