It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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