Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
