So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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