and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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