I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
did i walk over a car last night?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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