what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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