Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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