I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm sobbing to NWA
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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