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say what?
wanna hang out?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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