community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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