You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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