He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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