just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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