In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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