she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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