yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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