So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
its liver damage thursday
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