sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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