So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Damn victory sex feels great
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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