Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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