dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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