what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
