Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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