eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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