i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So vagazzling was a success