On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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