It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize