I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
