just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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