So drunk its hurt
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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