turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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