as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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