So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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