what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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