and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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