You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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