i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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