He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
this is an emotional support booty call
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
