i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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