i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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