so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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