guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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