Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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